Kick Procrastination’s Booty is a 70-card interactive action game built to get you out of your head and into action.
 
Because let’s be real...
 
You’ve got the vision.
You’ve got the heart.
You want to do the thing.
 
…but instead you:
• overthink it
• reorganize it
• plan it 17 different ways
• and still don’t move
 
So then comes the guilt.
The frustration.
The “what’s wrong with me?” spiral.
 
Let’s clear that up right now...
You’re not lazy.
You don’t lack discipline.
You don’t lack motivation.
 
You’ve been missing structure.
 
This game bridges the gap between intention and ACTION by telling you exactly what to do... one card at a time.
 
Pull a card.
Follow it.
Earn points.
Build momentum.
 
Simple. Savage. Effective.
 
WHY THIS WORKS
Your brain runs on dopamine (motivation + reward).
Most people wait to feel motivated first.
That’s why they stay stuck.
 
We flip the cycle:
Action → Dopamine → Momentum → Repeat
 
You move first.
Your brain follows.
 
ADHD-FRIENDLY
(made for everyone)
 
If your brain:
• struggles to start
• overthinks everything
• loses momentum fast
 
Good.
This was built for you.
Short. Clear. Fast. Rewarding.
 
Works WITH your brain. Not against it.
(And yes… it works for everyone.)
 
WHAT’S INSIDE
70 total cards across categories:
 
• START (8 cards) – move immediately
• MOMENTUM – keep the energy going
• CHALLENGE – stretch your limits
• CALLOUT – break your patterns
• BONUS – build confidence + earn your street cred
 
Every session is randomized.
So it hits different every time you play.
 
HOW TO USE
• Access on phone or desktop
• Play anytime
• Browse with next/previous controls
• Play solo or with friends
 
GAMEPLAY
Every card earns you points.
Set a daily goal.

Hit it.
Then…
 
Double it.
 
CREATED BY
Created by Alyssa, founder of Waters of Wisdom.
Built from real struggles with procrastination, ADHD, and working with people who had the right intentions but needed the right structure.
 
So I built one.
A system that creates action, builds confidence, and actually produces results.
 
WHAT YOU GET
✔ Instant access to the full 70-card game
✔ Fully randomized experience every time you play
✔ Mobile + desktop access
✔ Simple navigation system
✔ Built-in structure for action and follow-through
 
READY TO PLAY?
No more waiting.
No more overthinking.
We move NOW.
 
Important: This is a digital product.
No physical item will be shipped.
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