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Kick Procrastination's Booty

The No Bullsh*t Game

Pull a card.  Follow it.  No Overthinking.

Ready to Kick Procrastination's Booty?
👇 Let's Go! 👇
What's your game plan?

Alright. Listen up. Your Card Deck is just below.

Click the deck to enlarge for enhanced viewing.
 

This is not a thinking game.

This is a do the damn thing game.

You’re working with a 70-card deck designed to get you out of your head and into action.

🔥 8 Start cards
💥 12 Challenge cards
👀 10 Call Out cards
⚡ 20 Momentum cards
🎁 20 Bonus cards

Plenty of ways to move. Zero excuses.

Deck is shuffled for you and randomized.

The game resets each time you enter.

A card has already been pulled for you…
or you can scroll until one hits you right in the gut.

👉 Use the arrows to go forward or backward.
👉 Don’t overthink it.
👉 When one feels loud. That’s your move.

No hesitation. No negotiations.
You’re either doing it… or you’re avoiding it.

Time to get you out of your head and into action.

You’ll run into different types of energy:

🔥 Start — stop stalling, begin now
💥 Challenge — push past your comfort zone
👀 Call Out — the truth you’ve been dodging
⚡ Momentum — keep the energy moving
🎁 Bonus — reinforce the win

You don’t need to pick one.
Trust me… the right one will find you.

🎮 HOW YOU WIN

Every card you complete earns you points.

🔥 Start = 5 points
⚡ Momentum = 5 points
💥 Challenge = 10 points
👀 Call Out = 15 points
🎁 Bonus = bonus energy

(No points. Just genuine street cred)

👉 Do the action = earn the points
👉 Stack your points = build momentum
👉 Momentum = confidence
👉 Confidence = results

Hit 20 points and you win the day.

That’s only a few solid moves.

Not perfection, just action.

…but I’m not here for average.

I double dog dare you to double it.

👉 40 points
👉 No excuses
👉 Let’s see what you’re really made of

No one’s tracking you.
No one’s grading you.

But you’ll know if you showed up…

or played small.

Pick your card.
Make your move.
Procrastination loses today.

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